Politicians

"Don't get me started on politicians," said Harry, slamming his pint down onto the pub table.
"Nowt wrong with 'em," said Bert.
"Nowt wrong with 'em! Remember when some bright spark made all the polytechnics into universities?"
"That was a good idea."
"Good idea my arse, a few years later the country woke up to find it had three million media graduates and only twelve f*cking plumbers!"
"Um... now you mention it that does ring a bell," said Bert.
"Waste of bloody space, the lot of them."
"What happened to all those media graduates anyway?"
"They went into f*cking politics!"