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"Oh my god! You totally got a vajazzle and stuff."
"I totally did. Do you like it, babe?"
"The sparkly hearts are nice, and the little butterflies too. I'm loving the flowers and the little tree thing - a pussy willow, right? Um... there's just that... creature thing."
"Creature thing? Oh that! It's a fire-breathing dragon. I totally love it."
"And you got that because?"
"It's me, my fiery personality."
"Okay, I can see that, but..."
"But what?"
"I'm totally not gonna get a boner if my John Thomas has to square up to a fire-breathing dragon every night."

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    Pearl (Bea) about 10 years ago

    That paints SUCH a picture in my mind!

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    Bryan Thomas about 10 years ago

    Hope it wasn't too traumatic for you! ;o)

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