Frankenfruit

"Gladys?"
"Yes?"
"I thought we were having fruit salad after our meal?"
"We are."
"Then what's this in my bowl?"
Gladys entered the dining room. "That's a melon pear."
"And this?"
"That's a peach strawberry."
"Hmm... what happened to good old apples and bananas?"
"Boring, hubs, boring. Apples are 'the missionary position' of fruit."
"So what would a melon pear be then?"
"That's more your 'reverse cowgirl' type of fruit."
"Gladys, this stuff is frankenfruit, and besides I'm quite happy with the missionary position."
"I know you are but me and the milkman prefer 'reverse cowgirl'.
"The milkman!"
"Oh shit."