Modesty Blaze
"I need an appointment, urgently."
"What's the problem, Mr Adams?"
"It's personal."
Five people behind Mr Adams lean in towards the reception desk.
"If you don't tell me the problem I can't book an appointment for you."
"I have a discharge."
"From?"
"You know."
"Not unless you tell me, I don't."
"Sheeeesh, my cock, okay?"
Another five people lean in towards the reception desk.
"Can you give me a detailed description?"
*Gives detailed description*
"That will not fit into the little info box on my computer screen, can you sum your discharge up in a few words?"
"Umm... cock snot?"
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Jason Mott over 10 years ago
I 'd just like to say that when I saw this as 'Drabble of the day", and then noticed the vote tally, I HAD to read the story. I up-voted this drabble, not due to subject matter, but due to the writing. I was able to visualize the scene, and felt that perhaps, some were simply turned off by the content, rather than the skill.
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Bryan Thomas about 10 years ago
Thank you, Jason. I didn't know that it had been 'Dabble of the day' - I hope It didn't spoil anybody's day!
