Mavis, 76, was reading in the appointment room.
Two teenagers sat behind her.
"Oh my god, I was totally in Jason's bedroom last night," said Aleesha.
"Shut up! I'm so jealous," said Kaylee.
"Yeah, I was pulling his shirt off and he was getting my top off."
"Noooo!"
"Yeah, and he said, 'I totally want to have sex with you and stuff'. And I said, 'I totally want you to have sex with me and stuff'."
"Noooo! Did you... do it and stuff?"
"Nah."
Mavis put her book down, she was totally glad that she wasn't a teenager and stuff.
Tony Spencer over 10 years ago
Delicious stuff ... Spot on.
Michael Cook over 10 years ago
Great stuff!
Bryan Thomas over 10 years ago
Many thanks.
Kath Middleton over 10 years ago
Excellent! :-)
Bryan Thomas about 10 years ago
Thank you, Ignite.