Nail Bomb

"You can't park there," said the traffic warden.
"It's an emergency," said the blonde bombshell.
"Are you having a heart attack?"
"No, I've broken one of my acrylic nails."
"Some emergency. There's a car park 600 yards away."
"600 yards! In these heels!"
"Drive away - now!"
"I'm a hand model, I've got a photoshoot in an hour."
"I don't care about your handjob in an hour."
"Handjob! You sniveling little council jobsworth, you're enjoying this, aren't you?"
"More than you'll ever know."
"What am I supposed to do with this finger?"
"Oh I can think of a few things, madam."