Slapstick villainess drags hero through bleak terrain. Dead of night. Burlap sack over his head. Trussed up like wretched hog. Nude muscular physique rassling docilely against sturdy bindings.
Villainess lashes hero to train tracks. On his knees. Train whistle echoes off nearby barren hills. With speculum villainess spreads hero’s asshole wide open. Yawning. Gaping. Hessian cannot fully stifle hero’s piteous cries. Shriveled cock quivers inside stainless steel chastity contraption.
When satisfied with handiwork villainess cackles under evil moon. Pantomiming devious plans to ravish hero’s pretty girl. Burn the world.
Train comes blazing round bend. Bearing down on hero’s bare prostate.