Blood Brothers

A mere shapely tree you daresay. She's my Rosita with her lovely unblinking topiary eyes and her extraordinary deciduous beauty. For tonight you Horrorshow will join us in pleasures of the flesh...er wood. Touch my Rosita not Horrorshow. Masturbate thyself with butter as you watch Rodindeadpan with his beloved.
After my arbormasochism, I take myself to the lavatory to retrieve a bandage and when I return Horrorshow has taken a hand drill and made himself a glorious glory hole in my beloved's derriere. Glasses askew, grimace of pain, pleasure, pain, pleasure and now Horrorshow too suffers splinters of the dick.