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A mere shapely tree you daresay. She's my Rosita with her lovely unblinking topiary eyes and her extraordinary deciduous beauty. For tonight you Horrorshow will join us in pleasures of the flesh...er wood. Touch my Rosita not Horrorshow. Masturbate thyself with butter as you watch Rodindeadpan with his beloved.
After my arbormasochism, I take myself to the lavatory to retrieve a bandage and when I return Horrorshow has taken a hand drill and made himself a glorious glory hole in my beloved's derriere. Glasses askew, grimace of pain, pleasure, pain, pleasure and now Horrorshow too suffers splinters of the dick.

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    Rodindeadpan almost 2 years ago

    For my friend Horrorshow

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Ouch! It brings tears to my eyes. Good to see you again Rodindeadpan. Have not seen anything from Horrorshow recently either.

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    Drew Martyn almost 2 years ago

    Haha bloody hilarious (well, all apart from splinters in the dick, that is!). Great to hear from you again, Rodindeadpan, we should hear more (that's a hint by the way!). Same goes for Horrorshow, really miss him too.

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    Sean Reilly about 1 year ago

    Sounds gruesome. Yet compelling.

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    Peter Henderson 10 months ago

    Ouch!!!!

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