A mere shapely tree you daresay. She's my Rosita with her lovely unblinking topiary eyes and her extraordinary deciduous beauty. For tonight you Horrorshow will join us in pleasures of the flesh...er wood. Touch my Rosita not Horrorshow. Masturbate thyself with butter as you watch Rodindeadpan with his beloved.
After my arbormasochism, I take myself to the lavatory to retrieve a bandage and when I return Horrorshow has taken a hand drill and made himself a glorious glory hole in my beloved's derriere. Glasses askew, grimace of pain, pleasure, pain, pleasure and now Horrorshow too suffers splinters of the dick.
Rodindeadpan over 1 year ago
For my friend Horrorshow
Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Ouch! It brings tears to my eyes. Good to see you again Rodindeadpan. Have not seen anything from Horrorshow recently either.
Drew Martyn over 1 year ago
Haha bloody hilarious (well, all apart from splinters in the dick, that is!). Great to hear from you again, Rodindeadpan, we should hear more (that's a hint by the way!). Same goes for Horrorshow, really miss him too.
Sean Reilly 7 months ago
Sounds gruesome. Yet compelling.
Peter Henderson 5 months ago