Places I Peed (Just to Name a Few)

In the toilet of course.
In the shower but don't tell the wife.
One time in my Granny's flower bed,
I was six and I got caught.
Never in my bed though
but that's another drabble.
I peed behind the tree,
in front of the tree
and on the side of the tree.
One time in a bottle
while driving down the road
and one time in a bottle
just for the fun of it.
Off the back porch
and a little on the back porch.
In Mike's Dixie cup
but we all did
and one time in my shoe.