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In the toilet of course.
In the shower but don't tell the wife.
One time in my Granny's flower bed,
I was six and I got caught.
Never in my bed though
but that's another drabble.
I peed behind the tree,
in front of the tree
and on the side of the tree.
One time in a bottle
while driving down the road
and one time in a bottle
just for the fun of it.
Off the back porch
and a little on the back porch.
In Mike's Dixie cup
but we all did
and one time in my shoe.

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    Norman Bates almost 5 years ago

    Well, aren't we the little tinkler. I don't think Mother would approve but I do.

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    Karen Wong almost 5 years ago

    Why pee in your own shoe? Why not in Mike's?

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    D.M. almost 5 years ago

    No writing your name in snow?

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    Rodindeadpan almost 5 years ago

    I forgot about every pool I ever swam in.

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    Horrorshow over 4 years ago

    Terrific drabble!

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