Go To Hell

The wife said, "GO TO HELL!", and I said, "I wish". Now here I am. It's not so bad. It's hot but I'm use to it. I get raped six times a day by some gargoyles but I have my own apartment and a TV. Black and white but a TV. Only one show comes on, the same episode of I Love Lucy. The one where Ricky says, "OH LUCY, YOU DONE IT NOW!", and Lucy says, "WAAAHHHH!". You know the one. Hey I gotta go. Here comes that big red bastard gargoyle wanting a booty call. Till next time...