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The wife said, "GO TO HELL!", and I said, "I wish". Now here I am. It's not so bad. It's hot but I'm use to it. I get raped six times a day by some gargoyles but I have my own apartment and a TV. Black and white but a TV. Only one show comes on, the same episode of I Love Lucy. The one where Ricky says, "OH LUCY, YOU DONE IT NOW!", and Lucy says, "WAAAHHHH!". You know the one. Hey I gotta go. Here comes that big red bastard gargoyle wanting a booty call. Till next time...

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    Karen Wong over 4 years ago

    Not what I imagined hell to be like.

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    Rodindeadpan over 4 years ago

    Sorry Karen. Maybe it was L.A. I was thinking of.

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    Rodindeadpan over 2 years ago

    Thank You Jamie

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