My favourite song is Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult. I have a club foot but that's alright, I can kick a football real far. I have a lazy left eye but it matches my right eye perfectly. I have 54 teeth so I'm always smiling. When I'm lying on the floor at night trying to sleep, I sometimes wish I had a friend... a friend other than my parasitic sibling. I shouldn't say that because we have fun doing our puppet show. I hope Santa knows I'm living in this abandoned house and doesn't pass me by again this year.