Henry has two hands. His right hand is rough and calloused. Henry's left hand is his lady hand and it's soft, well-lotioned and a pleasure to masturbate with. Well to make a long story short...One day Henry was assaulted by the "Birmingham Axe Murderer" and we all know the "Birmingham Axe Murderer" takes the left hand of his victims as a prize. Henry put up a good fight - with his right hand (his left hand is only for masturbating) but alas he died. Now Henry's lady hand has a new owner and it's still a pleasure to masturbate with.
Rodindeadpan about 5 years ago
Thank you Samantha for the correction. I have a hard time typing with one hand sometimes.
Jim M about 5 years ago
Keeps getting funnier, brilliant drabble!
Horrorshow about 5 years ago
I'll definitely be popping in from time to time to read your drabbles, Rodindeadpan. I always enjoy your writing.
Roger Noons almost 3 years ago