rodindeadpan avatar

by

Henry has two hands. His right hand is rough and calloused. Henry's left hand is his lady hand and it's soft, well-lotioned and a pleasure to masturbate with. Well to make a long story short...One day Henry was assaulted by the "Birmingham Axe Murderer" and we all know the "Birmingham Axe Murderer" takes the left hand of his victims as a prize. Henry put up a good fight - with his right hand (his left hand is only for masturbating) but alas he died. Now Henry's lady hand has a new owner and it's still a pleasure to masturbate with.

4 comments add one below

  • avatar

    Rodindeadpan about 5 years ago

    Thank you Samantha for the correction. I have a hard time typing with one hand sometimes.

  • avatar

    Jim M about 5 years ago

    Keeps getting funnier, brilliant drabble!

  • avatar

    Horrorshow about 5 years ago

    I'll definitely be popping in from time to time to read your drabbles, Rodindeadpan. I always enjoy your writing.

  • avatar

    Roger Noons almost 3 years ago

    Clever.

Join the conversation

Sign up or Sign in to leave a comment on this drabble.