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The newborn baby taunts me. With every entrance of light in my cornea, with every muscle movement of my iris, with every electrical impulse of my retina, I see the newborn baby afflict his suffering upon me. So egotistical, so nonchalant, so blithe with his goading inconspicuous TORMENT directed toward me. No one else seems to notice but I do. You think you're so smart laying there in your plump little wiggling body fooling everyone but not me. You lay there suckling on your milk filled tit while your lactose intolerant Dad sits here wishing he could have a sip.

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    Bryan Thomas almost 5 years ago

    Funny stuff!

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    Horrorshow almost 5 years ago

    Genuine laugh out loud closing line there! Superb. :-D

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