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Some could see Jesus in a tortilla. Jardine wondered: what will the cleaner see when she scrapes my brains off the wall. He was conking out, dying from lymphoma, so chewing on the business end of a shotgun made sense.

If pushed for an opinion he would say that the whole business was very unpropitious.

Jardine’s life was a tribute to sheer willpower. He left a note: ‘Better to close the deal and go out now. I have no regrets.’

He thought: the last thing to go through my brain will be a .22 round.

The cleaner was very efficient.

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