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I read the profile. No appreciation for this line of business.

‘Hedonistic’ and ‘prolific’; fair enough, I’m hungry and impatient. I take pride in my work. I’ve used knives, garrottes, my bare hands. Disposal of body parts a speciality.

I hung steaming, dripping guts from picture hooks. Does that sound ‘disorganised’ to you?

I would’ve preferred ‘visionary’ and ‘mission oriented,’ like the time I tried cannibalism. So they’d always be a part of me.

I sucked the eyes out and chewed on the face.

Time to get this party started.

Three words to describe myself?

Hot and wired and jumpin.’

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