I met a sultry dark haired woman. After multiple dates, she claimed celibacy.
Fantastic dates; she was warm, caring, active and funny, but no sex.
Asked her to take a cruise with me; elated when she agreed...on one condition.
"We cannot achieve climax until the last night of the cruise," she intimated.
Fine! I kissed her goodnight.
Embarked, I thought I'd reached Heaven. Warm, supple, sculpted, beautiful.
Days of exploration. Nights of euphoria. Our arousal constant.
Finally the last night! Passion and bliss together!
As we disembarked, I proposed marriage.
She declined, broke up, told me I was too impatient.