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"Why, with all the human accomplishments over the past several hundred years, do clocks still tick? Surely there is a modern scientific advancement that would allow the second hand to rotate silently?"

"Captain, you could just buy a digital clock."

"And where in bloody Neverland would I find batteries to put in the blasted thing? Think, Smee, think!"

"Well, Captain, have you considered getting a smartwatch and charging it with pixie dust?"

"Hmm...not a half bad idea. Pixie dust is rather energized. One problem, Smee."


"Tinkerbell is more frightening than man-eating crocodiles. You should know that by now."

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    Ah, Tinkerbell... now she could spell Pandemonium.

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