Not Kosher

When the Fae conquered the earth and forced everyone to go Kosher, countless religious and philosophical dilemmas arose worldwide.

What was the connection between Orthodox Judaism and seven-foot-tall anthropomorphic butterflies with feminine faces? Did we mistranslate some Torah passage that badly? And why would our new overlords enforce the code of a religion they clearly knew nothing about? (Queen Titania once called a dreidel “a deuteronomy” on live television.)

I was finally enlightened after being seized and detained by a friendly Faerie officer: “We Fae have sensitive stomachs. And you humans, without proper maintenance, are...what is the word...unclean!”