Female Ogre, 21, Single

“I don’t usually date fat chicks, but I’ll give you a chance.”

“I'm honored,” she said, smiling halfheartedly. He’d just finished ranting about why feminism sucked. Tinder had disappointed her yet again.

He stabbed at his salad. “Ever thought of losing weight? I bet you’d be hotter.”

“I try, but with my special diet I always gain it back.”

“What do you eat?”

“Guys I date who end up being jerks.”

He laughed. Then he launched back into his dissertation. “Yeah, so the problem with women today is…”

By the end of the evening, she’d reluctantly gained another 147 pounds.