The Sorcerer's Custodian

The sorcerer’s apprentice gets all the fame—a song, a poem, movies. But who do you think cleaned up all the water damage after the Broom Incident? Did I receive any acclaim? No sir, fortunately.

It's better that way. Going unnoticed allows me more time to study magic in secret. The master has a habit of leaving his books open. He doesn’t realize his humble janitor can read.

I’ve ten times the sense of that ambitious apprentice of his, so I practice the dark arts without getting caught. And one day, I will unleash these powers upon the sworn enemy…

…pigeons.