This big kid always made fun of my freckles, and he started roughing up other kids too, so one day I challenged him to a duel.
(What? We had just learned about duels in history.)
We met outside after lunch, fingers armed with rubber bands. What he didn’t know about, besides my perfect aim and speed, was that I was packing extra bands. In the time it took him to fire one, I'd shot him in the eye, the cheek, and the neck. He got sent to the emergency room.
Haha. Anyway, that’s why I got expelled in sixth grade.
Aishling over 4 years ago
Lol, funny
Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
Good on yer!
Frenchie over 4 years ago
Hahaha! Loved it. Karma. Shame about being expelled though, but we need to stand for what we believe is right!