Klepto's Scare

When I say “assassin” you’d think “coldblooded,” but Seesaw was married, had a kid. I know this ‘cuz I made the mistake of tryin’ to blackmail her.

Came home that night to find her and her goon of a husband in my flat, Jenny makin’ them cookies, Seesaw holding our boys.

“Hello, Knave of Hearts,” she smiled.

She’d come to kill me, but changed her mind when she saw Jenny. Said she never killed good dads, and made us form a truce: no blackmailing or murdering each other.

I prayed to God she’d never realize I wasn’t a good dad.