True Love

It had been ten years since I’d seen Christine. I missed her hazel eyes, her funny teeth. I never truly loved another woman since her, so when I saw that shooting star, I wished to have her back.

Well, it turned out she was dead.

I figured that out the next day when I opened my door and found a zombie with hazel eyes and funny teeth.

Apparently, she had already lumbered across town and eaten several of my neighbors on her way to my house.

But it was all because she missed me too, so we made it work.