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I used dental floss to sew the stitches.

It hurt, but I was determined this New Year to achieve my resolution.
Last year I gained 20 pounds and talked more than ever, failing miserably in my goal to keep my mouth shut all year.

I vowed to both lose weight and stop annoying those around me who were at their wit’s end with my endless jabbering nonsense.

My mouth was the offender. It flapped, swallowed and shrieked with no regard for what I wanted it to do – stay shut.

Now I am trapped in my head and starving.

Success!

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    Frenchie about 10 years ago

    I love it! :-)

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    Pearl (Bea) about 10 years ago

    Rather drastic, but...

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