The loving eight ( the hateful eight plot twist )

he was naked,starving to death somewhere in the jungle , when suddenly , a big fat black man on a horse stood in front of him.
" white boy, are you lost ? who threw you like this in this cold weather whitta?"
" a man who looks like you . FAT ."
" you got some balls , i'm taking you with me"
he got dressed , ate , drunk until he fainted .
" I'm a bounty hunter looking for scrollin' billie Ray "
" I already know you whitta "
And so the story of Love begins.