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“Join the motorway and continue for five miles...”

“In one mile, bear left and leave the the motorway.”

“On leaving the motorway, at the junction, turn left and continue for seven miles..........”

.........”In one hundred yards, at the roundabout take the second exit. Or alternatively, if you’re someone who likes a bargain, take the first exit and in one mile, turn right into Skelton Retail Park, where at Bestco, sirloin steaks are half-price, matched to Mouldi. Plus dozens more price-matched deals in-store.... and Bestco Bestcard Points too!”

“Bag-a-Bargain with Bestco, proud sponsors of your journey.”

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    Jeff Taylor about 1 year ago

    Stop being prescient! Even though you're right

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    I did wonder if I could flog the idea to someone! You read it here first Jeff😁

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    Jeff Taylor about 1 year ago

    We're nearly at the point where we will have AI Elvis though (AILvis?) trending on the music charts ☺️ (See "Day Off" I posted 6 years ago!) The horror continues!

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