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Tobes #3

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Unfazed by Barry’s exit, Tobes sidled into the kitchen towards Tom, the washer-upper, as if nothing had happened.

“Tom........... we’ve got a party of Americans arriving at 4:30 and they’re expecting a traditional British cream tea. Barry’s not well, could you knock up a batch of scones for them? Here’s the recipe; it’s dead easy; you can do it.

Tom, just 16, hadn’t even boiled an egg before! He likes a challenge though...

At 4:30 the Americans arrived. With no concept of the British ‘scone’, they thought them ‘really quaint’, and tipped Tom accordingly!

Like he’d won the lottery!

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    For some reason this made me think of Fawlty Towers.

    We're pretty easily fooled. We think all of you know the Queen personally!

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Very Fawlty Towers and very true too. My son Tom says he has lots more Fawltyesque tales to tell of Tobes, who now runs (!) tours of Scottish malt whisky distilleries for Americans. The feedback is mixed, in some cases the distilleries are closed when the party arrives (can you believe it!)... but Americans love him... he’s so archetypal posh English, so I guess mistakes are forgiven🥴

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