Today I expected an important insurance document being sent by email. I checked, I checked and I checked again. There was no sign of it in my inbox.
Curious, I thought, “I wonder if it’s gone straight to my spam folder?”
In my spam there was no insurance document... but a massive cash prize I’d won on the Liberian lottery, a lonely Russian beauty desperate to meet me for companionship and ‘much more’ and a fantastic viagra offer.
And... a note from my chum Steve McBrevity. That’s very odd... he’s been dead for two years...
I wonder what he wants…
Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
The insurance document and the ‘note from’ my late best mate is true, but I don’t want any publicity about my Liberian Lottery win and I’m trying to keep schtum about the Russian lady as Mrs H might not approve... and as for the viagra... well that’s my business! I wish I’d discovered the spam folder before...
Jeff Taylor over 1 year ago
Apparently I'm being held to ransom for bitcoin. Fortunately there are quite a few international monetary fund rebates knocking around that I can dip into if I need to. :)
Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Hehe! That’s a relief for you Jeff!