Perbloodyspective

“Maybe I do and maybe I don’t know everything about you.” said Noah. “But it might help you to talk about it; help you get it into perspective.”

“And you’re the Perbloodyspective Fairy are you?”

“Please yourself, but sometimes it helps to sound off!”

“Well if you wanna know, my job’s going belly-up, my work colleagues are avoiding me, so I’m in line to get fired. As well as that my regular mates don’t want to know me... they say I’m getting paranoid and boring. My car’s knackered and failed its MOT test, my back’s completely buggered......!

“Go on...”