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Unwelcome Visitors #3

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Bert gives the appearance of being fearless, but of course, a concerted “shoo!” together with a little run forward usually puts him to flight. Nonetheless, the easy strutty way he ponces about the garden understandably kept Blacky on top of the garage roof, in sight, but not in garden.

But what’s this? Our super smart melanistic visitor, ebony black and handsome, is getting bolder. “Why, Blacky, you’re chancing it with Bert around!” There was Blacky on the terrace ‘stop-starting’ nimbly in search of treasure. Bert’s treasure.

We Brits love an underdog, so “Do your best, Blacky, be my guest!”

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    (Title specially for Christopher, if he gets to read it. With his encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure British pop music, I’m sure he’ll know why.)

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Lol! How do you keep up with these guys ;-) Nice names, though!

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Indeed I do, shades of Procol Harum there.

    I don't mind squirrels. The bane of my existence are chipmunks. Little S.O.B.'s chew on everything.

    At least squirrels just play with their nuts!

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Hehe!

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    Jamie Clapperton over 2 years ago

    Bless all of them . Love the title too. ; -)

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