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Left Hand Right Hand #3

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At this point the American, still smarting from two defeats asks the Irishman “Tell me Sir, yesterday you beat me playing left-handed. Today you beat me right-handed. Can you tell me how you decide what hand to play with?" The Irishman replies "Well then, when Oi wake up, if my wife is laying on her left side, then Oi play left-handed, if she's laying on her right side Oi play right-handed" To which the curious American adds " So what if she happens to be laying on her back?"

"Then Oi’ll be half an hour late!"

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    firefly almost 3 years ago

    Hahaha I love the ending!! Did not see that coming. Thank you for the afternoon chuckle.

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Thanks firefly, it wouldn’t fit into a single drabble!

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    Frenchie almost 3 years ago

    Brilliant! 5.0 am and I am laughing my fake teeth off 🤣🤣

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Thanks Frenchie. Glad it made you laugh!😁

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    Christopher almost 3 years ago

    Made me laugh out loud!

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Thanks Christopher. My son-in-law sent the joke to me after I’d sent him my En-cor! drabble link. So I drabbled it too.

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    Brian Mackinney almost 3 years ago

    Priceless.

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Thanks Brian!

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