The Angelic Horst

The producers of top TV food reality show ‘Blitzkochen’ loved Horst. His sour, surly, downright rude approach to competing chefs and the show’s judges, taken from the glitterati of restaurateurs and food critics, was an amazing ratings winner. Somehow, whatever the judges might judge, they had to keep Horst on the show.

The trouble was that Horst’s PR people were desperately urging him to behave... for his image. Against all instincts and by internalising his build-up of volcanic rage, Horst suddenly became quite the angelic mild-mannered gentleman.

Until one judge was persuaded to describe Horst’s sausage as Sheißewurst...