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Horst #4

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The producers of top TV food reality show ‘Blitzkochen’ loved Horst. His sour, surly, downright rude approach to competing chefs and the show’s judges, taken from the glitterati of restaurateurs and food critics, was an amazing ratings winner. Somehow, whatever the judges might judge, they had to keep Horst on the show.

The trouble was that Horst’s PR people were desperately urging him to behave... for his image. Against all instincts and by internalising his build-up of volcanic rage, Horst suddenly became quite the angelic mild-mannered gentleman.

Until one judge was persuaded to describe Horst’s sausage as Sheißewurst...

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    Neville Hunt 3 months ago

    At Christopher’s request...

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    I love it!

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    Christopher 3 months ago

    That's funny because I had just written a drabble at Marion's request (or suggestion). She suggested a missing husband drabble to balance out my missing wife drabble.

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    Neville Hunt 3 months ago

    Thanks Christopher. I think the more we egg each other on right now the better. Not sure that Horst will be too long a series though. I’ll go as far as I can stretch him (like a sauuuuuusage!)

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