Tell-taler

I can talk for Britain. You might say I’m a chatterbox. My wife does!

Woe betide unlucky people meeting me in the street. A casual “hello how are you?“ will probably end up as a 10 to 15 minute, one-sided conversation. I chat about anything and everything… I like to talk!

It’s the same with phone calls from my doctor, and calls from a call centre or even outgoing ones. I am merciless!

My wife says I “settle in“ and my poor victims are in for a story whether they like it or not!

“Now once upon a time...”