Smutty Limericks (you’ve been warned!)

My favourite limericks in reverse order:

Bronze Medal

There was a young girl from Devizes
Who had knockers of differing sizes
One was so small
It was scarce there at all
And one was so big it won prizes.

Silver Medal

There was a young man came from Kent
Whose knob was exceedingly bent
To save him some trouble
He would put it in double
And instead of coming he went.

Gold Medal

There was a young fellow named Spence
Who’s bollocks were simply immense
Through streets broad and narrow
He’d use a wheelbarrow
To carry them thither and thence.