My favourite limericks in reverse order:
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who had knockers of differing sizes
One was so small
It was scarce there at all
And one was so big it won prizes.
There was a young man came from Kent
Whose knob was exceedingly bent
To save him some trouble
He would put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
There was a young fellow named Spence
Who’s bollocks were simply immense
Through streets broad and narrow
He’d use a wheelbarrow
To carry them thither and thence.
Neville Hunt 30 days ago
Phew! Made it! It’s tricky this word count, isn’t it? 🥴
Christopher 30 days ago
Haha! Well done! These are racy but still within the bounds of British decency! I know a couple that are truly x-rated but I'm too gentlemanly to post them on a public forum.
Brian Mackinney 27 days ago
As a fellow limerician mine are definitely for the back burner reserved for a special one but I would be an also ran in the Limerick of life.