As she didn’t like it

Born Norman Norris, everyone always called him Nonny. He was a wastrel and a serial womaniser, but eventually got a job as a farm labourer. He liked the freedom... even though it kept him far away from the girls.

One day, the farmer interviewed for a new milkmaid. The only applicant, a sexy, provocative little stunner, teetered up in 5 inch heels and a dress leaving nothing to the farmer’s imagination. She was hired!

But Nonny saw her too and beckoned her to the barn. Amazingly, she agreed...

But in the hay with the ho, it was “Hey Nonny, NO!”