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A man desperate to launch himself and his family into the electronic era bought his son an iPad, his daughter an iPod, himself an iPhone and he also bought his wife an iRon.

She wasn’t at all happy, even when he explained that it could easily be integrated with the iWash and iCook network.

This triggered the iNag service, which completely wiped out the iShag function.

He tried and tried assuring her she was the Apple of his i but he knew his marriage was going to need more than an iReboot when she told him calmly one day iGotanotherbloke!

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    Neville Hunt about 3 years ago

    iMighthavetoremovethisone!

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    Neville Hunt about 3 years ago

    Credit due to Roger from Bungay in Norfolk, who sent his very funny joke to a mate of mine. To hit the 100 word Draconian wordcount, I merely extended it with the final paragraph and a few words of padding... to hit 100.
    i-i Roger!

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    Brian Mackinney about 3 years ago

    Loved it Neville

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    Brian Mackinney about 3 years ago

    Loved it Neville

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    Neville Hunt about 3 years ago

    Thanks Brian. Was worried about the PCness of the original, but hope that the final paragraph I added ‘balanced’ any gender issues!

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    Marion E Ball about 3 years ago

    Really clever and funny. I enjoyed it.

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    Neville Hunt about 3 years ago

    Thanks Marion. I was a touch worried that it might be too ‘blokey’ which is why I added the finale!

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