One over the eight
Two old guys were sitting in a bar in the centre of Dublin. Patrick said to Aidan, “Now I’ve retired, I’m writing poetry. Here’s the start of my first poem:
I bought a donkey jacket
I think it’s really great
But I need a good word to rhyme with ‘great’...”
“Well here’s a good word,” said Aidan, “what about ‘fascinate’?”
“Terrific!” said Patrick, who then started thinking really hard. “I’ve got it!” he eventually announced. “What do you think of this?”
”I bought a donkey jacket
I think it’s really great
The jacket’s got nine buttons
But I only fascinate!”
- Category: Humor / Comedy
9 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
I may have drabbled this joke before. If so, please forgive me.
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Yes, sorry... I told it under the title DJ about a year ago. You just can’t keep a good joke down! (So I'll keep it up then!)
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Hehe. 😀 🐝
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Haha! I didn't remember it so it's new to me!
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Still can't clear out my notifications, by the way. Is everyone still having that problem?
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Yep, Michael hasn’t sorted it yet. I’ll drop him another email unless you want to do it Christopher? So he doesn’t think I’m a nag!😁
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Yeah, what's his email again? You gave it to me before but I lost it.
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Info@drablr.com
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Okay, I emailed him.
