Woo-woo-two! (ending #2, but equally wooed!)

I once had a mobile café. My van was kitted out with the latest cooking equipment. I would drive around housing estates where regular customers eagerly waited for sustenance.

One customer was an extremely attractive young woman. I could tell she liked me and it was obvious I liked her too. I wooed her with the quality of the meals.

My wooing must have worked because one day she asked me to come back after my round and make her something special. When I arrived, I made her something special for ‘afters’. After coq au van, I made her pregnant.