A man went into a shabby, gloomy café for lunch. He called over the waiter and asked for the menu. Eventually it was brought to him. Just like the decor of the place, the menu was shabby. The writing on it was not clear.
When the waiter came to take his order, he said “I’ll have pissoles and chips please.
“Are you being rude?” challenged the waiter.
“No, absolutely not!” said the diner and pointed at the item on the menu.
“That’s not a P, it’s an R” explained the waiter.
“In that case, I’d like R-soles and chips!”