Name Game (Parental Advisory)

The new teacher started by introducing herself to the class of seven year olds.

“Hello children... my name is Miss Franny and I’ll be your teacher this year. So children, who’s remembered my name?”

Little Emma put up her hand and called out “Miss Granny, miss.”

“No, that’s not right. Does anyone else know?”

Little Henry called out “Miss Fanny, miss!”

“No, no, that’s not right either. I’ll tell you again. My name is Miss Franny, not Granny nor Fanny. Franny. That’s Fanny with an ‘r’!”

Freddie’s hand went straight up. “I know, I know!” he said. ‘It’s Miss Crunt.”

Drabble published July 21, 2020 21:47

Christopher almost 4 years ago

Haha! Naughty Neville strikes again!

It's funny because over here fanny is used as a slang for a backside not a woman's front side!
Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago

I realised that, Christopher, but I knew that Anglophile you would understand! It’s schoolboy stuff, but makes me laugh... but then I am seriously immature!🙃
Andrew Pettigrew almost 4 years ago

Haha! Great stuff, Neville. Glad my Miss Fortune memory inspired this one :)
Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago

Thanks Andrew and writing that one prompted another silly joke...
Andrew Pettigrew almost 4 years ago

Another one? Dare I ask? :)
Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago

Yep, it's there for your delectation... or something...