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The new teacher started by introducing herself to the class of seven year olds.

“Hello children... my name is Miss Franny and I’ll be your teacher this year. So children, who’s remembered my name?”

Little Emma put up her hand and called out “Miss Granny, miss.”

“No, that’s not right. Does anyone else know?”

Little Henry called out “Miss Fanny, miss!”

“No, no, that’s not right either. I’ll tell you again. My name is Miss Franny, not Granny nor Fanny. Franny. That’s Fanny with an ‘r’!”

Freddie’s hand went straight up. “I know, I know!” he said. ‘It’s Miss Crunt.”

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    Christopher 25 days ago

    Haha! Naughty Neville strikes again!

    It's funny because over here fanny is used as a slang for a backside not a woman's front side!

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    Neville Hunt 25 days ago

    I realised that, Christopher, but I knew that Anglophile you would understand! It’s schoolboy stuff, but makes me laugh... but then I am seriously immature!🙃

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    Andrew Pettigrew 24 days ago

    Haha! Great stuff, Neville. Glad my Miss Fortune memory inspired this one :)

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    Neville Hunt 24 days ago

    Thanks Andrew and writing that one prompted another silly joke...

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    Andrew Pettigrew 24 days ago

    Another one? Dare I ask? :)

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    Neville Hunt 24 days ago

    Yep, it's there for your delectation... or something...

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