That’s me! But hardly ‘in cold blood’. I’m livid... I want revenge... it won’t wait. I want it now!
Most people think of me as mild-mannered. Why, I’ve even been described as a ‘gentleman’. But there’s another side to me I try to keep hidden... and that’s far from ‘gentle’ when I’m on the warpath.
I get armed... to the teeth. I cannot fail; I will not fail.
Tonight it was salmon risotto for supper. ‘Yum-yum’ I thought.. as did a plague of flies.
Pfffff! went my spray can...
‘Whap!’ went my whapper.
But their ‘ouches’ went unheard.
Jamie Clapperton almost 4 years ago
Had me tingling with suspense at the first line. ;-)
Frenchie almost 4 years ago
A credit to Mrs H.'s cooking. Mine definitely does not attract anything. Once, I put rice outside for the foxes because my kids refused to eat after first spoonful and guess what... the next morning, no fox or stray dog or cat had eaten it!!! 😊 Nice drabble but I hope you did not use the spray near the table 😂
Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
Oh no Frenchie... we have very big windows that the flies seem to like. Messy windows now after the whapper treatment! I’m sure your cooking isn’t that bad... or is it?🥴
Frenchie almost 4 years ago
Maybe we should ask the foxes' opinion about my cooking 😂😂 Oh, messy windows, do you mean... corpses on them? Wow, that was definitely a carnage 😂 😂 but not cold, more like hot angered hehehehe
Andrew Pettigrew almost 4 years ago
Loved this one! But choose your fights carefully — I went camping once near Loch Lomond. There were nae bonny banks, just battalions of midgies swarming over everything!
Neville Hunt almost 4 years ago
Not just corpses, Frenchie, but squashed ones.
Thanks Andrew, we’re due to have a trip to Edinburgh and then on to Crinan on the west coast, but the prospect of those blasted midgies tends to put us off.☹️
Christopher almost 4 years ago
Neville, the conquering insect slayer!
Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
The salmon risotto is ancient history now, but I’m sure it was mean, Drew!