I am the enemy
As they pace around our plot
Where friends are always welcome
But felines are not.
When it comes to ownership
We have different points of view
Seems that here they know no fear
And delight in showing it too!
One artful little dodger
With arrogance writ large
Fails to fully understand
That round here I’m in charge.
Shouting “shooo!” is not enough
Whilst a hosepipe has more power
But like an Aussie boomerang
They’ll return within the hour.
They’re skulking in the undergrowth
Daring me with a stare
I am their enemy
But they don’t care!
Christopher 4 months ago
It's all go in your garden, isn't it?
Neville Hunt 4 months ago
It certainly is!
Drew Martyn 4 months ago
You realise that the only way to get rid of intruders like that is to get a cat of your own....
just sayin'... ;)
Neville Hunt 4 months ago
Yes, you ‘just said’ before now Drew, but the level of my discomfort when they’re around me is frightening!
Drew Martyn 4 months ago
Lol ok fair enough. I sort of remember encouraging you at some point in the past lol.