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Michael and Joe were having a drink. “Joe.” said Michael, “it’s time we did something more with our lives... like writing poetry. I’ve started me first poem but need a bit of help with the rhyming. Here’s me first two lines.”

“I bought a donkey jacket
I think it’s really great,”

“Tell me Joe, what rhymes with great?”

The two scratched their heads for quite a while, then Joe said. “What about ‘fascinate’?”

“What a brilliant word Joe!....................... I’ve got it!”

“I bought a donkey jacket
I think it’s really great,
The jacket’s got nine buttons
But I only fascinate!”