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Michael and Joe were having a drink. “Joe.” said Michael, “it’s time we did something more with our lives... like writing poetry. I’ve started me first poem but need a bit of help with the rhyming. Here’s me first two lines.”

“I bought a donkey jacket
I think it’s really great,”

“Tell me Joe, what rhymes with great?”

The two scratched their heads for quite a while, then Joe said. “What about ‘fascinate’?”

“What a brilliant word Joe!....................... I’ve got it!”

“I bought a donkey jacket
I think it’s really great,
The jacket’s got nine buttons
But I only fascinate!”

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    Drew Martyn about 1 month ago

    Made me laugh alot!
    Also, you did this with your phone I guess - were in line 1, we're. Autocorrect being an arse again!

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    Christopher about 1 month ago

    Haha! I love it!

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    Neville Hunt about 1 month ago

    Thanks guys. Mistake corrected Drew. Thanks for that... it was autocorrect again, but it was also sloppy Neville for not checking before, or after, posting!

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    Drew Martyn about 1 month ago

    Lol autocorrect's a sneaky ol' beggar

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    Neville Hunt about 1 month ago

    Autocorrect is arrogant, headstrong and unforgiving... sounds just like one of my characters! 🥴

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    Drew Martyn about 1 month ago

    Actually, yes, they do have a lot in common!

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