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Lying Little Red Riding Hood in specs #16

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With that threat, the wolf, who was too impatient to wait for Little Red Riding Hood to say the obvious “What a great big mouth you’ve got!” opened its great big mouth, ready for dessert.

Then suddenly Granny, inside the beast, must have jiggled and the wolf let out an enormous belch, propelling Granny upwards and out like a rocket. This may be a fairy story, but I have to tell you that it wasn’t a happy ending for Granny, who broke her neck as she hit the ceiling, but did crash down onto the wolf, snapping its neck too.

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    Christopher almost 5 years ago

    Sounds plausible.

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    Neville Hunt almost 5 years ago

    The title was meant to be from the kids’ card game Snap! (matching broken necks) but I wasn’t sure if that might not be clear.

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