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Lying Little Red Riding Hood in specs #15

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“What great big eyes you have Granny!” she told the wolf, who replied “All the better to see you with my dear!”

“Hmmm! What a great big nose you have Granny!” said Little Red Riding Hood.

“You can fucking talk!” said the wolf, unable to take his great big eyes off Little Red Riding Hood’s monster conk “Have you looked in the mirror recently?”

Little Red Riding Hood, unaware of her rapidly extending nose, probably because her eyes played merry hell with perspective, ignored him.

“Now, now Granny, don’t be a cheeky old cow or I’ll take the basket back.”

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