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Lying Little Red Riding Hood in specs #11

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Granny took one look at the wolf who wasn’t carrying anything remotely like goodies.

She said. “Well where are those goodies, then? I can’t see them.”

The wolf went “Hmmmph!”, as wolves sometimes do.

Granny added “You don’t look anything like my granddaughter Little Red Riding Hood. Your nose is far too big!” The wolf thought, but didn’t say, ‘Have you seen her conk recently? She’s been telling lots of porky-pies to her mum and her nose… it grows.’ But the wolf simply couldn’t be arsed and quickly swallowed the frail little woman whole. He was hungry after all.

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    Christopher almost 5 years ago

    I bet she tasted like chicken.

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