Afterthought

Mother was hoping to get away with a cheapie ice cream, but she only had a Magnum in the freezer. She wished it was a Magnum 45 handgun, as she would quite happily have shot her daughter right there and then.

Then, with goodie basket over her left arm and ice cream in her right hand, Little Red Riding Hood started off for her grandmother’s house along the path through the woods. As Little Red Riding Hood traipsed off, miserably, her mother got a rare pang of conscience. Realising what a rubbish mother she was, she called out to Gertie…