Beached

We’re sitting here exhausted
My lovely wife and me
Exhausted on your holiday?
That isn’t meant to be!

With our lovely family
Down here this year too
Dealing with a lot of noise
A helluva hullabaloo.

Some of them have gone now
School has called them home
The other ones are up the street
In a cottage of their own.

We always dine so well here
What the kids will eat
Pizza, pasties, fish and chips
A carbohydrate treat!

But even if the cuisine.
The dizzy heights don’t reach
We all have had a lovely time
Playing on the beach.