Ouch!
She was a masochist. She liked pain and humiliation. She craved it. But all the men she met were just too nice. A pretty girl, men worshipped rather than damaged her.
Such was her frustration and her desire for pain, she resorted to dating sites, hoping to meet someone whose own predilections complemented her own. She met with no success.
In desperation, she found a really extreme dating site, for weirdos like her. She recorded her preferences and met the perfect man, a sadist.
Naked in her flat she cried “Go on, hurt me, really hurt me!”
“NO!” he rasped.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
5 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt about 5 years ago
An old joke...
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Michael D. Brooks about 5 years ago
I'd say she got what she craved. Humiliation comes in all forms. Surprised me, it did.
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Neville Hunt about 5 years ago
It should do, Drew!
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Christopher about 5 years ago
It took me about five seconds to get that! I think I'm slipping these days.
That's inspired me to work on a drabble of a conversation between the Marquis de Sade and Leopold von Sacher-Masoch. I know about the author of Venus In Furs but don't know much about de Sade. I'll have to do a bit of research and see if I can pull it off if I have the time.
Ooh! Maybe a wrestling match between those two from the perspective of the announcer!
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Neville Hunt about 5 years ago
That sounds good to me Christopher! Can’t wait 😊
