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We’ll be on our own on Christmas Day. First time ever. A cast of thousands will arrive for Boxing Day, but on the day itself, it’ll just be me and Mrs No-mates. So I had a great idea.

“I know... on Christmas Day we can have sex on the living room rug by the lights of the Christmas tree!”

“I’m not sure I want sex on the rug.” was her reply.

(She’s ‘not sure’... hmmm, that’s really encouraging...)

“Not sure?... could that be a maybe then?”

“Absolutely not!”

“It seemed a great way to pass the time!”

“Typical man!”

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    Thanks Dregs-amon.

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    This is the first time I have seen your name, so I will checkout your drabbles.

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    (You do seem like a rebranded Christopher Assaf)

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    Christopher 5 months ago

    I'm just wondering if Mrs. H knows you posted this drabble!

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    She does Christopher! She told me on the way to midnight mass last night. She couldn’t really complain because it was true! 😁 But I did promise not to send the link to the kids! (Whose responses might have been “Eeeeew!”.... kids don’t seem to realise how they came about!)

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    Peter Henderson 5 months ago

    Watch out ! could have repercussions in the bedroom later. These things you have to do in your youth.

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    Thanks for the warning, Peter!

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