We’ll be on our own on Christmas Day. First time ever. A cast of thousands will arrive for Boxing Day, but on the day itself, it’ll just be me and Mrs No-mates. So I had a great idea.
“I know... on Christmas Day we can have sex on the living room rug by the lights of the Christmas tree!”
“I’m not sure I want sex on the rug.” was her reply.
(She’s ‘not sure’... hmmm, that’s really encouraging...)
“Not sure?... could that be a maybe then?”
“Absolutely not!”
“It seemed a great way to pass the time!”
“Typical man!”
Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Thanks Dregs-amon.
Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
This is the first time I have seen your name, so I will checkout your drabbles.
Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
(You do seem like a rebranded Christopher Assaf)
Christopher over 5 years ago
I'm just wondering if Mrs. H knows you posted this drabble!
Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
She does Christopher! She told me on the way to midnight mass last night. She couldn’t really complain because it was true! 😁 But I did promise not to send the link to the kids! (Whose responses might have been “Eeeeew!”.... kids don’t seem to realise how they came about!)
Peter Henderson over 5 years ago
Watch out ! could have repercussions in the bedroom later. These things you have to do in your youth.
Neville Hunt over 5 years ago
Thanks for the warning, Peter!